PC Update: Colored people are now Colorless People

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Just in: In order to be sensitive to the scientific optics community, all races must be referred to by their color wavelength’s best match.

People who identify as a white person must now register as somewhere between 620-750. Orientals need to pick something in the 508-526 category and are encourage to change things up to individualize their color. The massively pale can identify as “ALL” or “People of Color” since all colors combined make white. Similarly those who identify as very dark or black are now referred to as “Colorless People” since the lack of light is what creates darkness.

Stay tuned as more people are offended and the powers that be react.

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