Local woman is cold

Image result for woman outside in winterDayton, Ohio
Local woman Lisa McMahon has seized local news headlines with a discovery that has rocked the Dayton metropolitan area. ‘Brr it’s pretty chilly in here’, said Ms. Mahon, upon entering an Arbys at 1200 Brown St. ‘You would think that they would turn the heat on at this time of year, but I guess not, huh’, she added. As of press time, Ms. Mahon’s claim had been responded to by attorneys associated with the Arbys corporation, who insisted that Ms. Mahon should undergo medical evaluation to determine if she had ever felt warmth and was therefore qualified to make such an inflammatory judgement.

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