World most Legendary Penis goes Limp

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One of the worlds most frequently used and famous Penises went limp. After more than four decades of pounding, the anaconda finally gave up despite doctors best attempts to revive it with Erectile Disfunction medications. The cause is suspected to be that its host had died a few days earlier and the resident dick could not find a sexually active host close enough to leech onto. The penis boasted a whopping 600 million dollar fortune, yes 600 mill, that is roughly a million an inch. Spokesperson for the dick praised the president for lowering flags to half mast announcing, “We have lost a good one. But let us not forget as this great Iguana once did you can still sail at half mast.”

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