Turning lemons into lemonade, Jerry Sandusky is starring as the spritely Puck in Shakespear’s “A Midsummer’s Night Dream”. Our reporters caught him after one of his rehearsals in the training room. Jubilant and pulling twigs out of his hair he had an aura of giddiness.

“I finally found my true passion” Sandusky said, “I feel like a child. Look at my outfit!” He began to dance around the room in a clumsy childish way. Reviews are anticipated to be poor at best. Warden Michael Soggers when questioned about his theater initiatives stated ‘well it keeps them from fucking little boys and that is enough for me.”